CAUTION: Includes graphic language. Like pee and poop.
Now I know some of you are already laughing and thinking how can she have 4 children and never have been peed on but I'm talking Peed on.
So here how the story goes. We got home from picking Ben up from work this morning and Lilly was extremely fussy because she didn't eat to well before I left to get him. So I decided to change her diaper since she was stinky and she has a little rash on her bum. So I decided to leave her diaper off since she just peed while I was wiping her off I thought all was well. I took her clothes off since she is still a little jaundice to give her some sun too and didn't put a diaper on so her bum could breath. As soon as I picked her up and put her into my arms I said "as long and you don't pee on me all is good." Ben just looked at me and smiled, knowing the kids haven't done that before. No sooner than I got those words out of my mouth I felt warmth.
Ahhh, I thought ok it's not going to be that much because she just peed in the diaper when I was changing her. But to my surprise she just kept going. It was so much that she completely soaked my shirt, my pants and my undergarments. = ( I didn't know something that little could do that much damage. But wait the story gets better!
Needless to say I now need to wash and change, so I go upstairs to shower and get dry clothes. While I'm up their Tim asks me why I'm striping down? I quietly tell him cause I know he will laugh and sure enough Blahh haaa. Nice to have your 8 year old laughing at you while you stand in pee. So I go jump in the shower and clean up, get dressed and come back down stair to finish what I started which if you remember was to feed my starving new born.
Ben looks at me and says she pooped on me. I was like no she just peed on me. He immediately proceeds to tell me NO Lilly POOPED on ME! I of course burst out laugh just as Tim had done to me and said while laughing "I'm sorry what happened" He was being a good Daddy and trying to air her out as instructed by his loving wife who had abandoned him during her time of distress. As soon as I walked upstairs she let go even more. Now for those of you who have changed breastfeed babies you know that those are the messiest diapers ever. Imagine that in your hands.
You can stop laughing now. Back to the subject of not being peed on before. Now I have been squirted on but nothing like this. I can defiantly say this was a new experience for me.
I hope that this gives you some kind of an up lift for those of you who need a little laugh. Or as for my family a huge belly laugh. Enjoy!
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